Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Zombie Detective - A TREAT for Halloween

SPLAT TV has a treat this Halloween!
The Latest DEAD DETECTIVE short.
Watch as the ZOMBIE DETECTIVE takes down evil!
There will be BLOOD!
Monsters unit for fun, humor and horror on SPLAT!
Let Your Monster LOOSE!
Happy Halloween to all the Demons and Devils out there!
 
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Zombies are REAL, Monster are REAL.... Beware!
 

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Halloween TREAT... Monster Tit Attacks. SPLAT goes MAD!

Check HER OUT!  Halloween SPECIAL, Halloween PARTY video, HALLOWEEN CRAZY.
Monster Tit Attacks!   Run for your LIFE! Killer Giant TIT!
Out of Control Halloween FUN!
SPLAT TV has the biggest TIT in the world!
SEE LIVE NUDE TIT!  Silly humor, Weird Cartoons, Wacky Scary FUN!
Attack of the Halloween FUN.  Grab on and enjoy the wild ride.
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CRAZY GOOD FUN.... HALLOWEEN MONSTER PARTY on SPLAT.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Lindsay Lohan.... Drunken Her TIT Escapes - View Video

Lindsay Lohan, drunk and out of control.  She is a party girl, for sure.  But now, her Tit escapes.
Lohan's Tit Escapes and Invades the City.  No one is safe as the giant tit ATTACKS.
Run, for your life, as giant tit moves through the city.  Lohan's wild life escapes.
See the video..... action, beauty, delight.  Attacking Monster Tit.
See the Escaped Tit as it Attacks.  No one is safe.
Lindsay Lohan drunk and lets her Tit Loose.
Silly, satire, spoof
Wild good fun - Watch Cartoons Here - Splat Attack
Lohan you are a beauty. 
Smile with Splat
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Lindsay Lohan you are amazing.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Android LUST... SEX with Robots in near future.

In the not-so near future brothels will offer robot prostitutes to their clients. Anything will go for these sexual beauties in the year 2050. The android prostitutes will look sexy in every way, offering clean, guilt-free sex, says the science fiction researchers.
The prediction was written in a research paper looking into what the sex industry might be like in the year 2050. It is believed these sexually charged robots could put an end to sex trafficking.

The paying clients could pay up to $9,500 for an "all-inclusive service." The sex acts might feature lap dances, oral sex, and multi-position intercourse.

The robots offered are to be from a range of sexual ethnicity, body shapes, all ages, different languages and super sexual features. Large breasts or big asses, whatever you like.

So all you wild John's start lining up, 2050 is around the corner. Guilt free sex with hot sexy androids. No broken marriage vows with these robots.


See a short video, an alien falls in love after abducting a young sexy Earth woman. See is sexy.
Watch Alien X - A Space Saga.
Alien X - An Explorer must decide.
Alien X- exploring the universe.

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These future sexual robots are full of high voltage, handle with care. FUTURE SPLAT.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Sci-Fi Splat! Science Fiction that will have your eyes bleeding with fun.

The Best Movies combine two film genres - action/comedy, drama/suspense, HORROR and SCIENCE FICTION. Splat is all about mixing it up - and these short films do just that.
Mad Weird Strange Silly HORROR - Scream with Splat
Scream with SPLAT
Watch Science Fiction Horror that will make your eyeballs bleed with fun.
Well, what are you waiting for....see the odd shorts.
Start with a super b-movie remake of STAR WARS.

See more - Alien short films - animations about alien abduction and strange alien explorers.
And see more - "Rise of the Planet of the APES" a spoof on the classic series. Go APES Go!

Splat wants to hear what you think - send comments to infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

"May the SPLAT Be With You!"

Saturday, March 31, 2012

First ET, then the XFiles, Now SPaCE THiNG - see the video

Weird Creature parties his way across the universe in this silly weird comedy - SPACE THING.
The party is here on SPLAT.  Silly weird creatures take a journey that moves towards the Milky Way.
Watch the adventure - SPACE THING (alien fun)
Check out the Space Thing as he parties with sexy creatures.
Alien lust in Space - Far Out Fun.
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A new space saga - science fiction fun.  SPACE THING.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Adventures of the DEAD Detective - this zombie is on the hunt

The Dead Detective will rise from the grave to hunt down the greedy.  The evil corportation will be hunted by the zombie detective. 
Zombie Anti Hero who rises from the grave to hunt down the evil men that killed him.
Blood, Sexy, Wild, THE DEAD DETECTIVE
Promo art for the DEAD Detective
Sex, Murder and Zombies
Watch one video short - THE BLAME GAME
The DEAD Detective investigates the corporation.
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Zombie Hero - He will never stop until evil is destroyed.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Holy GREEN Tit --- It must be St.Patty's DAY!

Top of the Morning to Ya!  And da Luck of the Irish!
Planet SPLAT has gone green!
Irish Eyes are smiling when they get a look at this GREEN Monster.
The BIGGEST Green Tit in the World.  The Holy Tit of Dublin.
The Holy TIT of Ireland - Watch as this Monster Tit ATTACKS.
Silly - Green - Humor
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MAY your Irish Eyes be smiling today and everyday.
Happy St. Pats to ALL!
Every Thing GREEN!  Click for Luck!
Everyone needs some luck - and how about a smile.
Planet SPLAT is all about the GREEN.
Glory be to the Irish in You!

Saturday, March 3, 2012

The Original, The Biggest, The Monster... The TWO TON TIT

The Biggest Tit Attacks! The World is at an END! The End of DAY! So have a quick peek....
WATCH "The Two Ton Tit"
The Crazinest Short Animation!
The Wildest Hooter to ever move on Earth!
The Scariest Jug to spray milk!
Silly Satire from Planet Splat
SEE FOR YOURSELF
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HUMOR HORROR
Watch the Monster Action
Watch the Biggest Tit Ever
View the Madness
Hold on to your EYEBALLS, you have landed on SPLAT!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Alien Abduction.....See for Yourself.

Aliens are out there!
Aliens are watching.
Watch Alien X
Splat Presents Alien X
Alien Abduction
Sexy Female Taken from Earth
Alien on a mission
SEE FOR YOURSELF
Watch more SPLAT - humor and horror always free!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Aliens and Tits, Aliens and Tits, Out There FUN!

Strange Alien Abducts a female for an experiment.....
ALIEN-X, a new short, a new sci-fi saga, a new alien.
Planet SPLAT presents
ALIEN-X
The creature from far far away is on a mission to discover new life.
What the alien finds is a sexy female from Earth, and his mission changes.
A creative story about learning, exploring, and freedom of choice.
WATCH ALIEN-X
Aliens are watching us! They are studying Earth! Space is to be explored.
ALIEN-X Promo Art - Watch the animation on Planet Splat
Sci-Fi Madness and Monster Fun from SPLAT
Odd New Creatures from SPACE - A Tit the size of a house!
WATCH AS "THE TWO TON TIT" Attacks
Where did the "Two Ton Tit" come from, What does the "Two Ton Tit" want?
See the short animation - silliness, madness, monster
"Tit Attacks!"  Weird and Silly on Planet Splat
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Seeing is Believing - WATCH the Madness
Doing Drugs is Dangerous... BUT that's what makes it all so FUN.  LIVE WILD!
 
Alien-X - A New Sci-Fi Space Adventure
Let the Adventure Begin.
GET OFF THE WEB AND STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE!
SMILE

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Do you Smell Something Rotten on the Web? Here it is!

SPLAT-zilla Attacks the City! Crazy Animation..... Scary Crazy.
Gaint TIT with SPLAT-zilla INVADE all hope is Lost!
But wait.... what will happen when they meet?
TWO TON TIT attacks SPLAT-zilla in this silly comedy.
A Must Watch for Monster Lovers
WATCH DA MONSTERS MEET - Weird Comedy

Planet Splat has more Two Ton Tit Madness. More Humor, More Horror, More Non-stop Silly.
Contact SPLAT at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com
Always Different...Always Free.....SPLAT.
Hold on to Your EYEBALLS, you have landed on SPLAT!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

FREAKY Football Fun! Look at Planet Splat


Super Bowl is fun, football is great!
SPLAT is Great FUN!

 Check out the animations and silliness. Watch crazy half-time shows in one click. Don't wait till Sunday, enjoy the craziness now. Go Football Freaks Go! Smash mouth talking Tom Brady is running the game with his mouth.
 
Tom, "I got better looking woman then both Mannings, eat that. I win, I always win." Out of control tongue actions from the Patriots, off the field action. Let's keep it on the field boys, or in the bedroom.
Click for Fun PRE-game!

Tom Brady believes he is better, we watches better porn then Manning. Brady can toss the football down field and chew gum at the same time, he's a pro. Go Football Freaks Go!

More fun from Planet Splat! More weirdness from Planet Splat! More Football please, more football.
Click to Watch! "Two Ton Tit Halftime Show"


Holy Halftime Show that is one big Two Ton Tit. Enjoy the size of the Monster Show. A Tit the size of a house, that is more then a handful. Go Football Freaks Go!

Kelly will sing. Kelly Clarkson will open the Super Bowl... she has come a long way from American Idol..... Don't forget the words Kelly.
 
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HOLD ON TO YOUR EYEBALLS, you have landed on Planet Splat!

Friday, January 27, 2012

Margarita Madness on set of Wheel of Fortune....

Pat Sajak drunk behind the wheel!
The wheel goes round and round, and a round. I'll take a vowel, and make it a double. Win on "The Wheel of Fortune" and Pat will ask if your buying the next round.
LAUGH WITH US AT SPLAT!
Satire - Pat Sajak drunk hosting game showPlanet Splat laughs at the drunken wildness of Pat Sajak. Ohhhh... the hangover. Let's get this game over before happy hour ends. Vanna stop spinning those letters so fast... the room is beginning to spin out of control. Vanna, I'm going to get sick.
Planet Splat - silly satire - funny videos - weird art - crazy cartoons.
Try a short SPLAT animation
Attack of the Two Ton Tit
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Try more videos on youtube. PLANET SPLAT humor and horror.
Hold on to your EYEBALLS! You have landed on Planet Splat!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Tits! The Tits.... I want the Tits!

Silly animation, weird fun, crazy comedy....
Planet Splat presents a silly comedy spoof... ATTACK of the TWO TON TIT.  Watch as this giant hooter moves through the streets, no one is safe.  A killer tit the size of a house attacks!!!!

Crazy Fun ---animation short, this video will leave you with a smile.  Check out the action, check out the fun, check out that TIT.  "The Two Ton Tit" is on Planet Splat.
VIEW HERE!
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NEW Animation!  New Silliness! New YEAR - 2012!
This is not your Mom's hooter, watch "The Two Ton Tit." comedy fun.  Planet Splat is always silly always on youtube.  Check out more videos. 

"Hold on to your EYEBALLS!  You have found Planet Splat!"

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

New Year - New Fun - New Monster

The world is under attack!!!!!
This NEW animation from Planet SPLAT is a wild spoof on Godzilla.
SPLATzilla VS The TWO TON TIT

Scary Crazy! Scary Crazy!
Click to WATCH
Weird Fun
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The world can be a scary place, but here on Planet Splat, all there is is FUN.
Thanks for stopping by today!  Enjoy the short animations and silliness.

TRY Funny Aviation Comedy
SPLAT Airlines
Air Travel the way it should be.
Safe and Friendly
Click to View
Watch as the pilots flying into a storm and need to think fast to save this SPLAT flight to LAX.
On SPLAT Airline passengers enjoyment comes first.

WISHING YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR!