Movie Monster Madness this Thanksgiving. Take the time to watch a silly new monster from Planet Splat. The Two Ton Tit takes on the town. A monster comedy that needs to be viewed with a full stomach, perfect for Thanksgiving Day.
So EAT, watch NFL Football, and delight at "The Two ton Tit".
Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on life, AND PIG OUT.
Planet Splat believes Thanksgiving is the best time to forget about the gym, to give up exercise, to just be a fattie. Eat, EAT, and EAT more. Enjoy the food, the drink, and the heart burn. You deserve it.
Sure, you won't hear this from many, BUT you deserve to let yourself go for a few days. You earned it.
So PIG OUT AMERICA, loosen those belts, and feast on anything and everything you like. Let the party begin. OINK OINK... Be a Pig, and Be Proud!
Planet Splat offers you this holiday TURKEY.
Watch the short fun video for a laugh. Then get to eating, and enjoy.
If you are old enough and can recall the Drive-In theaters, the double features, the gore films with the hot girls and the bad blood. Ohhh, how fun those films of yesterday were. Ohhh, how good those old drive-in's were.
Now, there is streaming video, NETFLIX's, and RedBox. People of today are missing out. Missing the entertainment of being out at the drive-in. The smell of popcorn, the annoying problems with sound, the idea of parking in a great spot, sneaking beers in. That seems all to be gone. Sadly.
Planet Splat remembers those days fondly, and offers these shorts films. Monster shorts for your viewing pleasure. Screaming silly films that don't make sence BUT will leave you with a good feeling.
Attack of the TWO TON TIT, and Killer Rocks. A Double Feature for more fun!
First show - "Killer Rocks"
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Enjoy the blood and screaming of this 1970's gore film, shot in 8mm.
Now that is wild madness.
THE MAIN FEATURE is "THE TWO TON TIT"
Crazy silliness as a New Monster is Born.
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Hold on to your seats! The floor will tremble.
Hope you enjoyed the show. These shorts are presented by Planet Splat. For more videos go to youtube channel infoplanetsplat.
The World is under Attack!!!!!!! Crazy Silliness from Planet Splat..... A Monster Tit Attacks! This Killer Tit is wildly dangerous, anyone seeing it is urged to report the sighting!!!! And Run!!!!!
Watch the B-Film that will leave you wanting more... move over Godzilla, "THE TWO TON TIT" is the new monster taking over the town.
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The silliest Tit Comedy since Wood Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" *But were afraid to ask. This gaint short animation will have you smiling with fright ---- or just smiling. Watch for more from Planet Splat.
Godzilla might be bigger, BUT this Monster TIT (Breast, Hooter, Jug, Tittie) is making it's way through the streets. The Two Ton Tit is here, the COMEDY that is so large you can't watch it with one eye.
The Two Ton Tit marches down the streets, no one is safe from the laughs. Everyone wants an eye full of this Knocker. It's a monster of it's own kind. Hey, don't those breasts usually come in a set of two?
Watch this silly short, "The Two Ton Tit". Look for the milk to shoot across the screen, view a scene so eye-popping it will have you wanting more, see the most amazing sight. She is beautiful!
Plant Splat presents this animation, CLICK to Check out the FUN.
The Two Ton Tit is more than a hand full!!!!! Enjoy the laughs.
Watch more fun from Planet Splat, original weird fun animation.
Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com
Try another short: "Splat Airline!" The pilots have their hands full as they fly into a strange storm of cats and dogs. It's an very very very dangerous storm. Watch the laughs.
CLICK Below for Splat Airlines.
If you love cats and dogs you'll enjoy this silly short. Pets fly free in this crazy comedy.
Satire with Santa - "Satire with Santa" - Enjoy the Christmas Season - Give and Get - "Merry X-mas from Splat"
